I've never played strip poker with a red head before. I imagine if I did, I would constantly be wondering if the carpet matched the drapes. Here's what I'd do, I'd say "Cameron, I've got me three aces and two kings. What do you have?". Cameron would probably respond "Damn, I'm down to my panties. Who's idea was it to play strip poker anyway?" I'd of course tell her that it was her idea and that I didn't even want to play. Meanwhile, I'll be reviewing my diabolicle plan and patting myself on the back. She'd then display her pair of two's that she would innocently pretend beats my full house. But, she knows that those panties are about to come off and I'm about to get my just reward. Then, I'd throw down the cards only to find that there's hard wood floor installed!